Coronavirus is surging again thanks to antivaxxers and morons. President Biden met with Democratic lawmakers to talk infrastructure. A Florida expressway was shut down during a Cuba protest. Kavanaugh hasn’t voted the way man-baby expected and, according to Michael Wolff’s…
CrabDiving – Tue 071321 – Enraged Loon Trump Wanted To Execute Whoever Leaked His Bunker Visit
Enraged loon Trump wanted to execute whoever leaked his bunker visit. President Biden tossed shade at those who perpetuate Shitler’s big lie. France’s Macron the COVID Health Pass mandatory. Texan Democrats who fled the Lone Star Republic to avoid a…
CrabDiving – Mon 071221 – Texas Democratic State Reps Fled The State To Save Voting Rights
Texas Democratic state reps fled the state to save voting rights. Press Secretary Psaki said Biden will support local vaccine mandates. The Crabs discussed the sport of humans beating the living crap out of each other like how they do…
CrabDiving – Fri 070921 – High-Temperature Records All Over and Republicans Still DGAF
High-temperature records all over and Republicans still DGAF. Scientists have been trying to figure out how we survive extreme heat. GOP lawmakers have been figuratively sucking upon Manchin and Sinema for their continued grotesque support of the racist filibuster. Fascist…
CrabDiving – Wed 070721 – Nobody Is Surprised Trump Said Hitler Did A Lot Of Good
Nobody is surprised Trump said Hitler did a lot of good. Shitler announced he is suing all social media platforms for being mean. The Haitian President was assassinated and the military is in charge. A group posing as a Bible…