Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, “Yes,” a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced for a mass-firing of officers for not meeting…
CrabDiving – Wed 100621 – Loony GOP Idaho Lt. Governor Issued Crazy Executive Orders While The Governor Was In Texas
The loony GOP Idaho Lt. Governor issued crazy executive orders while the governor was in Texas. Cocaine Mitch McConnell agreed to temporarily extend the debt ceiling. Trump is reportedly miffed at “Turtle Head” for caving to the Dems. The unvaccinated…
CrabDiving – Tue 100521 – Crappy Businessman Trump Fell Off The Forbes 400 Wealthiest List
Crappy businessman Trump fell off the Forbes 400 wealthiest list. California declared a state of emergency because of a massive oil spill. Australia announced a ban on foreign tourists until at least 2022 due to the pandemic. Former Apprentice star…
CrabDiving – Mon 100421 – The World Lost Its Mind As Facebook and Instagram Went Down
The world lost its mind as Facebook and Instagram went down. The Zuck lost 7 billion in 7 hours. The Pandora Papers revealed world leaders like Putin have stashed tons of untaxed cash. IATSE voted to strike. SNL nailed the…
CrabDiving – Fri 100121 – Conspiracy Performance Artist Alex Jones Lost Three Sandy Hook Lawsuits
Conspiracy performance artist Alex Jones lost three Sandy Hook lawsuits. There’s an effective COVID pill available. SCOTUS won’t hear a challenge to the New York public schools’ vaccine mandate. California said they’re making students get the jab. My Pillow ads have returned to…