CrabDiving – Fri 012921 – Capitol Insurrectionists Are Turning On Trump

Capitol insurrectionists are turning on Trump including the horned Braveheart KKK wanker Q shaman. Shitler’s impeachment lawyer is super racist. A Reddit group pushed the value of the cryptocurrency dogecoin through the roof. Empty skulled fireman prophet Mark Taylor squirted…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012821 – Q-Loon Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Is The Current Face Of The GOP

Q-Loon Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the face of the GOP. Traders on the Robinhood platform were enraged over a stock tracking clampdown. A cemetery apologized for denying a burial because of an ancient racist company bylaw. The Democrats have…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012721 – Reddit Denizens Are Exposing The Great Wall Street Scam

The Great Wall Street Scam

Reddit denizens are exposing the great Wall Street scam and there zero sympathies for hedge fund vultures hemorrhaging hundies. A former leader of the Proud Boys has been informing authorities bigly. Former President Poopy Pants, AKA Trump, has also been…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012521 – Violent Trumpy Fascists Are Threatening Congress Over Impeachment

Violent Trumpy fascists are threatening Congress over impeachment. The DOJ said it was looking into the attempts to overturn the election. Coronavirus sniffing dogs and cats have been used to screen fans for the virus at Heat games. President Biden…

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