CrabDiving – Tue 022222 – Trump and His GOP Droolers Are Totally Team Putin

Trump and his GOP droolers are totally team Putin, with the former guy calling the Russian leader’s Ukraine tactics “genius.” Biden sanctioned Russia for invading Ukraine. Former US Ambassador to Ukraine Fiona Hill said Trump paved the way for Putin’s invasion.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021822 – Joe Manchin’s Plan To Increase Child Poverty 40% Was A Resounding Success

Joe Manchin’s plan to increase child poverty 40% was a resounding success. The presidential archival folks confirmed Trump absconded with top secret docs after leaving the White House. Governor Noem from South Dakota showed robot like emotions when asked about…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021722 – Judge Ruled Trump And His Spawn Must Give Depositions To Letitia James

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A Judge ruled Trump and his spawn must give depositions to Leticia James. Texas is suing Murica over mask mandates at airports. The lawyer at the center of the Durham case asked to have the criminal charges tossed. Fascist old man yelling…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021622 – Rudy Giuliani’s Evidence To Take Down Hillary Is In His Bedroom

Rudy Giuliani’s evidence to take down Hillary is in his bedroom. In news that is very sad, Crappy FLOTUS aka Melania had her own company buy her NFT.  We don’t know much about long COVID even though tons are struggling with…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021522 – Trump’s Crooked Spawn Are Under Investigation For Missing Inaugural Money

Trump’s crooked spawn are under investigation for missing inaugural money. Biden made headway diplomatically with Russia regarding Ukraine. Creepy Prince Andrew settled with his victim Virginia Giuffre. Florida Kraken Rick Scott held up the USPS bailout package over a clerical error. Conspiracy theorists…

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