CrabDiving – Tue 072820 – Trump’s Attorney Bill Barr’s Imperious Testimony & Sinclair Axes “Plandemic” Segment

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Trump’s attorney Bill Barr’s imperious testimony was played on this episode of the progressive podcast. The fascist GOP administration denied the crackdown on protesters in Lafayette Square had anything to do with Shitler’s bizarre photo-op with the borrowed, upside down…

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CrabDiving – Mon 072720 – Trump Says Unflattering Twitter Trends Are Illegal & Melania Is Redesigning The Rose Garden

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Trump says unflattering Twitter trends are illegal as Man-baby continues to channel his inner fascist. The GOP continued their fight to give Americans the least amount of stimulus money and unemployment benefits possible. The National Security Advisor tested positive for…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072420 – Florida Seeks Mobile Hospitals & Possible Big UFO News Announcement

Florida Seeks Mobile Hospitals

Senator Tehran Tom Cotton introduced a bill that would withhold funding to schools if they taught a realistic accounting of slavery in America. The D.O.D. has been scouting contractors to erect mobile coronavirus hospitals in Florida. In Mississippi, whacked-out racists…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072320 – Judge Ordered Michael Cohen’s Release From Prison & Trump Canceled The GOP Jacksonville Convention

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A judge ordered Michael Cohen’s release from prison. Trump canceled the 2020 Republican National Convention in Jacksonville and the orange fascist claimed lots of people were sad about it. The DOJ said they are investigating the use of force by…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072220 – DHS Officials Admitted Their Goons Violated Protesters’ Rights & Matt Gaetz Ethics Violations

DHS Officials Admitted Their Goons Violated Protesters' Rights

DHS officials admitted their goons violated protesters’ rights and yet Trump announced his Gestapo would descend on Chicago next. Females have been better leaders during the pandemic. The Crabs played a hilarious clip of a Scottish woman trashing Margaret Thatcher.…

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