CrabDiving – Wed 062321 – Jared and Ivanka Are Slithering Away From Trump

Jared and Ivanka are slithering away from Trump. The creepy Czar of Florida wants university students surveyed and cataloged for intellectual diversity. SCOTUS backed big biz over unions. Infamously violent a-hole John McAfee killed himself in prison. Conservative con artist…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062121 – A Florida Republican Candidate Threatened To Send A Russian Hit Squad At His Opponent

A Florida Republican candidate threatened to send a Russian hit squad at his opponent. VIP Trump-sucker Roger Stone is currently under investigation for his role in the January 6th insurrection. Canada said they’d lift border restrictions in July. KKK load…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061821 – Christian MAGA Loons Heckled “Traitor” Mike Pence

Christian MAGA loons heckled “traitor” Mike Pence. The Republicans totally screwed Manchin and his voting bill compromise. Juneteenth became a federal holiday. Arizona audit bandits absconded to a remote Montana cabin with voter data. Donald Trump lost California in the…

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The jet flyover was hours late at My Pillow dude’s sad rally. Moscow Mitch needlessly reminds us he will continue being an obstructionist going forward, especially regarding Biden’s SCOTUS picks. NYC will toss a ticker-tape parade for essential workers. The US passed a grim milestone of 600,000 coronavirus deaths. BOJO extended COVID restrictions in the UK due to a variant outbreak. An ex-Marine but current Q fascist has tried to make the state of Maine a safe space for Neo Nazis. Right-wing a-hole VIPs Milo Yiannopoulos, Lauren Witzke, and Doc Burkhart attempted to fill the anti-Semitic shoes of show host Rick Wiles who is stricken with ‘rona. US Intel has warned of a wave of Q-related violence.

The Jet Flyover Was Hours Late At My Pillow Dude's Sad Rally

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