CrabDiving – Thu 062520 – States Are Pausing Reopening As The Coronavirus Spikes & Trump’s Tanking Polls

States Are Pausing Reopening As The Coronavirus Spikes

States are pausing reopening as the coronavirus spikes and all the covidiots have to go back into their hidey-holes. Talent-light rockstar Sammy Hagar, aka the lesser of the Van Halen cover people, admitted he was fine with folks dying from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062420 – Trump’s Covidiots Are Squealing About Wearing Masks & More Bad Polls For The GOP

Trump's Covidiots Are Squealing About Wearing Masks

Trump’s covidiots are squealing about wearing masks. A California man with coronavirus symptoms infected lots at a large family gathering he attended. Newsom’s state experienced the highest daily jump in cases since this crap started. Biden continued the tea-bagging of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062320 – The EU May Ban Travelers From The US & More Emboldened Racists Caught On Video

The EU May Ban Travelers From The US

The EU may ban travelers from the U.S. because we have sucked bad at flattening our COVID-19 curve. The Mississippi Governor opposes a separate but equal second state flag. Adult actor Ron Jeremy was charged with four counts of sexual…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062220 – Trump’s Empty Tulsa Rally Capped Off His Very Bad Week & COVID-19 Is A “Forest Fire”

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Trump’s empty Tulsa rally capped off his very bad week. The White House claimed Shitler was being hyperbolic about slowing coronavirus testing to improve infection numbers. A fight over new mask rules in Arizona popped off. Dr. Michael Osterholm offered…

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