CrabDiving – Wed 010621 – Trump Incited MAGA Terrorists To Attack The Capitol & Democrats Take The Senate

Trump Incited MAGA Terrorists To Attack The Capitol

Trump incited MAGA terrorists to attack the Capitol. Multiple explosive devices were found during the MAGAT riot in DC. Also, gaggles of deplorables attacked journalists during Trump-a-lo sedition fest. The DC Mayor ordered a curfew in an effort to stop…

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CrabDiving – Tue 010521 – Anti-Democracy Pennsylvania GOP & Scotland Doesn’t Want Trump Either

The anti-democracy Pennsylvania GOP got their fascism on by not recognizing the election of a Democratic colleague. Pop Diva Taylor Dayne attempted to justify her performance at a mask-less Mar a Lago’s New Year’s Eve Trump bash. Scotland said Shitler…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010421 – Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials & Assange Will Not Be Extradited

Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials

Desperate Trump on tape trying to bull Georgia officials seemed super illegal but totally on-brand for this nasty White House. Shitler accused Republicans of being the “surrender caucus” for not trying harder to overturn the results of the 2020 election.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 123020 – Trump Hates Melania’s Mar-a-Lago Renovations & GOP Senator Josh Hawley Hates Democracy

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Trump hates Melania’s Mar-a-Lago renovations. Disgraced former NSA of the Shitler cabal Michael Flynn started selling Qanon merch. Republican slimeball Ted Cruz pocketed money raised for the GOP candidates in the Georgia special election. The new virus strained has invaded…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122920 – Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks & Sad, Hotel-less Proud Boys

Moscow Mitch Blocked $2000 Stimulus Checks

Moscow Mitch blocked $2000 stimulus checks, and exactly nobody was surprised. Trump blasted the GOP for its weak and tired congressional leadership. A GOP pollster said the stimulus check demand was a nightmare for the Republicans. Bag of wombat ejaculate…

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