CrabDiving – Mon 060225 – Ukraine Wisely Kept Trump In The Dark While Planning Drone Strikes

Ukraine wisely kept Trump in the dark while planning drone strikes. Our crackhead fascist POTUS shared a stupid conspiracy theory about President Biden. While their constituents suffer, lazy  Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries have been bragging about an underdeveloped, nonexistent plan…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052825 – Petty Dictator Trump Whined About Being Called Chicken

Petty dictator Trump whined about being called chicken. Fox drunkard Jeanine Pirro was named the DC prosecutor by our felonious rapist-in-chief. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon, leaves the White House after pillaging the government for data. A spaceship built by Herr…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052325 – Trump Ambushed South Africa’s President With Lies and Unrelated Photos

Trump ambushed South Africa’s President with lies and unrelated photos. Diaper Don’s attempt to block foreign student enrollment from Harvard was thwarted by a judge. Sith Lord of Chase, Jamie Dimon blathered the obvious about Trump’s tariffs. In further obvious…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052125 – Butthurt Musk Will Not Be Giving Money To Campaigns For A While

Butthurt Musk will not be giving money to campaigns for a while. Democratic legislator Gerry Connolly passed away with no one to replace him. Israel can’t take out Iran’s nukes without America’s weapons of war. Speaking of Iran, former Fox…

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