CrabDiving – Fri 071125 – MAGA Hats Are Burning As Deplorable Factions Find Out About Trump’s Promises

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MAGA hats are burning as deplorable factions find out about Trump’s promises. Blotch Nazi Bannon is bigly mad about the whole Epstein thing. The FBI’s number two dullard Bongino could resign over the disappearing Epstein file. Didler Dersashowitz claimed files…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070725 – MAGA’s Brain Cell Exploded After Trump’s DOJ Announced Its Epstein Cover-Up

MAGA’s brain cell exploded after Trump’s DOJ announced its Epstein cover-up. Trumpkin Nazi Laura Loomer blathered MAGAT AG Pam Bondi should resign over the Epstein cover-up non-scandal. A flashflood in Texas caught victims unaware since President Diaper Rash and DOGE…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070225 – People Are Getting Sick Of Evil Billionaires

People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it’s knees and settled with President Diaper Rash.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 063025 – Musk Lumbered Back Into The Octagon With Trump Over The Big Beautiful Bill

Musk lumbered back into the octagon with Trump over the big beautiful bill. The ketamine fiend even suggested starting a new fascist political party over Shilter’s evil legislation. The greedy racist money grubbing GOP threatened to trash the rules of…

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