CrabDiving – Tue 022321 – Republicans Want To Revise History Regarding Their January 6th Insurrection

Republicans Want To Revise History Regarding Their January 6th Insurrection

Republicans want to revise history regarding their January 6th insurrection. Horrific Senator Ron Johnson nearly pulled a muscle trying to absolve the Capitol rioters. Cretin Senator Rick Scott has been polishing his moobs for the 2024 presidential election. The murdering…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022221 – SCOTUS Rejected Trump’s Attempt To Escape New York Prosecutors

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SCOTUS rejected Trump’s attempt to escape New York prosecutors forcing the former POTUS and alleged rapist to hand over his taxes. A geeked up Don Jr. defended Daddy in a cracked-out video appeal to the universe. The United States hit…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021921 – Ron DeSantis Will Try To Convince 2024 Voters He Doesn’t Suck

GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's Disastrous Coronavirus Policy

Ron DeSantis will try to convince 2024 voters he doesn’t suck. A doctor from Johns Hopkins said COVID-19 will be mostly gone by April of this year. Faux News anchor Bill Hemmer warned cancel culture might come for Bible characters…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021821 – Ted Cruz Slithered Down To Cancun While Texas Froze

Ted Cruz slithered down to Cancun while Texas froze. Meanwhile, former Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke organized wellness checks for elderly Texans stuck in the deep freeze. A bill in Cali would decriminalize magical mushrooms, LSD, ketamine along with other…

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