CrabDiving – Wed 012721 – Reddit Denizens Are Exposing The Great Wall Street Scam

The Great Wall Street Scam

Reddit denizens are exposing the great Wall Street scam and there zero sympathies for hedge fund vultures hemorrhaging hundies. A former leader of the Proud Boys has been informing authorities bigly. Former President Poopy Pants, AKA Trump, has also been…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012521 – Violent Trumpy Fascists Are Threatening Congress Over Impeachment

Violent Trumpy fascists are threatening Congress over impeachment. The DOJ said it was looking into the attempts to overturn the election. Coronavirus sniffing dogs and cats have been used to screen fans for the virus at Heat games. President Biden…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012221 – Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial Starts Next Week

Impeachment Article Engrossment ceremony against U.S. President Donald Trump at the U.S. Capitol in Washington

Trump’s second impeachment trial starts next week. Families celebrated the end of Shitler’s Muslim travel ban. The Crabs played the wacky ramblings of the infamously horned Christian terrorist as he led a gaggle of MAGAts in prayer during the siege.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 01/21/21 – Dr. Fauci Feels Liberated Being Able To Do Science

Dr. Fauci feels liberated being able to do science. Biden’s COVID czar said Shitler’s vaccine plan was nonexistent. The Speaker is ready to pull the trigger on Man-baby’s impeachment articles. The crappiest President in history extended secret service to his…

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