CrabDiving – Fri 011521 – My Pillow Guy’s Seditious Notes & Trump Bans Invoking Nixon

My Pillow Guy’s seditious notes truly make this bumbling fascist loser impossible to satirize. Numbers have shown positive approval for Biden while Shitler’s approval rating is historically crap-tastic. Man-baby has been busting out in massive emotional diaper rashes over comparisons…

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CrabDiving – Thu 011421 – Trump Is Ranting To An Empty White House & NYC Attack Squirrels

Trump Is Ranting To An Empty White House

Trump is ranting to an empty White House that Biden lost the election. Shitler has struggled to mount a defense against impeachment. Infowars Czar Alex Jones is wanted by the FBI for questioning about his role in the riots in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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