CrabDiving – Fri 013120 – Senate Republicans Voted To Cover Up Trump’s Crimes & Vermin Suggest Hillary Killed Kobe

Senate Republicans Voted To Cover Up Trump's Crimes

Senate Republicans voted to cover up Trump’s crimes on the same day we learned Shitler told John Bolton to help him with the Ukraine nonsense. The Senate Chaplain opened the impeachment hearings with a prayer that took a dig at…

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CrabDiving – Thu 01/30/20 – Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham & WHO Declares Coronavirus Bad

Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham

Lev Parnas fingered Lindsey Graham for being “in the loop” on Trump’s shakedown of the president of Ukraine. GOP dick Senator Rand Paul tried to reveal the identity of the whistleblower during the senate trial, but John Roberts rejected it.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012920 – Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton’s Book & Schiff Dunks On Lindsey and Ted

Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton's Book

Trump is trying to block Bolton’s book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler’s band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote “no” on hearing from witnesses in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012820 – McConnell Doesn’t Have The Votes To Block Witnesses & Former GOP Pals Turn On Bolton

mitch mcconnell mystery gop health care bill

It looks like Mitch McConnell doesn’t have the votes to block witnesses in Trump’s senate impeachment trial. Former allies are turning on John Bolton regarding his bombshell book about Trump. Shilter’s lawyer poo-poo’d Bolton’s new book, calling the new evidence,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012720 – Bolton Book Bombshell & Romney Wants To Hear Witnesses

John Bolton beats Iran war drums

The Bolton book bombshell is rocking the Republicans who are desperately trying to ram through a “not guilty” verdict in Trump’s Senate trial. The Crabs busted out an Oscars segment revolving around Judy Dench snubs and Gwyneth Paltrow’s not-so-special performance…

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