CrabDiving – Wed 121119 – Trump Is Upset A Protester Didn’t Get Beaten & More Hate Rally Lowlights

Trump Is Upset A Protester Didn't Get Beaten

Trump called the FBI scum at a hate rally. Shitler taunted a security guard for not being rough enough on a protester. The Jersey City shooters specifically targeted the Jewish market. The UK could vote to re-Brexit, but hopefully not.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121019 – Corrupt Barr Must Be Impeached, Too & Trump Meets With His Russian Handler

lying Bill Barr must resign

Corrupt Barr must be impeached, too. The Democratic Congress handed down articles of impeachment for d-bag Trump. Billy Barr dismissed the IG report cuz he’s a treasonous load. We also learned the blobfish-faced AG is an Opus Dei Catholic (not…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120919 – Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts & Matt Gaetz Is A Tool

Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts

Today’s release of the Inspector General report broke QAnon hearts, finding “no political bias” inthe Russia investigation. Trump blathered that the IG report was evidence of an attempted overthrow by Obama and Company. Fashionable fascist Ivanka and super-spy Christopher Steel…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120719 – Nikki Haley Coddles Racists & Cartoonish Tucker Carlson Hates Feminism

Nikki Haley Resigned

GOP diaper load Nikki Haley coddles racists who support the confederate loser flag by claiming that rag was about “heritage” until Dylann Roof “hijacked” it. The US jobs report is a gilded turd of low-wage jobs and increasing income disparity.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 120519 – Pelosi Calls For Articles of Impeachment & Former Alex Jones Employee Dishes

Pelosi calls for Articles of Impeachment

As Pelosi calls for articles of impeachment for Trump, North Korea revived the “dotard” label for Shitler. An Indonesian couple was caned for having premarital sex, cuz violent sky-god loons are in charge. A dude that worked for Sandy Hook…

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