CrabDiving – Wed 102319 – Republican Clown Mob Crashed Impeachment Hearing & Kushner Is a Slumlord

Matt Gaetz and Republican Clown Mob Crashed Impeachment Hearing

The not-so-great congressman from Florida, Matt Gaetz and a Republican clown mob crashed an impeachment hearing. Trump might try to shut down the impeachment process with a government shutdown. Cheeto attorneys were handed a defeat when a judge reminded the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102219 – Ukraine Ambassador’s Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo & Trump Feels Lynched

Ukraine Ambassador's Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo

The acting Ukraine ambassador’s testimony proves quid pro quo evidence in Trump’s impeachment shenanigans. Shitler compared his impeachment plight to the lynchings of African Americans. White House spokes-troll Hogan Gidley was thoroughly reamed-out by the White House press corps. There’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102119 – Trump Gripes About Not Having The G7 At Doral & Romney’s Secret Twitter Identity

As Trump gripes about not having the G7 at Doral it appears the president scarfed down a pile of addy. Useless First Lady Melania announced the erection of a tennis pavilion on White House grounds. Shitler mused about how the…

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CrabDiving – General Mattis Roasted Trump & Mulvaney’s Confession Vexed The White House

mattis roasted trump

General Mattis roasted Trump and now the planet waits on the former Defense Secretary to testify about what he saw while he served the fascist man-baby. Russian-asset-LARPer Tulsi Gabbard fired back at Hillary Clinton suggesting Madam Secretary is “queen of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 101719 – Mulvaney Admits Quid Pro Quo & RIP Representative Elijah Cummings

mulvaney admits quid pro quo

Civil rights legend and longtime Congressman Elijah Cummings passed away. Sith Lord Mick Mulvaney acknowledged the quid pro quo in the infamous Ukraine call. Turkey undermined Trump as he boasted about his ceasefire. Mitt Romney slammed Shitler’s ceasefire and labeled…

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