CrabDiving – Mon 051225 – Of Course Republicans Lied About Not Cutting Medicaid

Of course Republicans lied about not cutting Medicaid. A witness in the Diddy trial is missing. Newark Airport is a cluster “f.” Fox News admitted Shitler took an “L” in the trade war with China. MAGAT Loomer dissed Trump’s corrupt…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050825 – Trump Makes The US More Of A Global Villain By Spying On Greenland

Trump makes the US more of a global villian by spying on Greenland. The Nazis in The White House promised to slash Medicaid. The newly elected Canadian PM visited Pennsylvania avenue and moderately stood up to Shitler but not really.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050525 – Texas GOP Idiots Want To Ban Non-Existent “Furry” Litterboxes In Schools

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Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch…

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CrabDiving – Fri 050225 – The DOGE Creeps Want All Of Our Private Data

The DOGE creeps want all of our private data. The “Trump effect” caused conservatives to lose bigly in Australia. Man-baby’s tariffs have left some store shelves empty and have started to knee-cap the economy. Supreme Ketanji Brown Jackson shamed Shitler…

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