CrabDiving – Tue 020420 – Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck & Susan Collins Is An A-hole

Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck

The Iowa caucuses cluster-shuck was covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. We covered some of the whacked-out conspiracy theories regarding the caucus screw-ups. The Crabs played a clip of a bigoted Iowa voter freaking out after finding out…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020320 – Democrats Battle Each Other Before The Iowa Caucuses & Student Homelessness Rising

Democrats Battle Each Other Before The Iowa Caucuses

As Democrats battle each other before the Iowa Caucuses, it’s shades of 2016 all over again. RWNJ Rush Limbaugh has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Trump delivered a whacked-out speech accusing Dems of wanting to “kill cows.” Democrat-ish Senator Joe…

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CrabDiving – Fri 013120 – Senate Republicans Voted To Cover Up Trump’s Crimes & Vermin Suggest Hillary Killed Kobe

Senate Republicans Voted To Cover Up Trump's Crimes

Senate Republicans voted to cover up Trump’s crimes on the same day we learned Shitler told John Bolton to help him with the Ukraine nonsense. The Senate Chaplain opened the impeachment hearings with a prayer that took a dig at…

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CrabDiving – Thu 01/30/20 – Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham & WHO Declares Coronavirus Bad

Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham

Lev Parnas fingered Lindsey Graham for being “in the loop” on Trump’s shakedown of the president of Ukraine. GOP dick Senator Rand Paul tried to reveal the identity of the whistleblower during the senate trial, but John Roberts rejected it.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012920 – Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton’s Book & Schiff Dunks On Lindsey and Ted

Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton's Book

Trump is trying to block Bolton’s book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler’s band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote “no” on hearing from witnesses in…

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