CrabDiving – Mon 072219 – Conservative Media Admits There Is Zero New Wall & Puerto Rico’s Governor Sucks

Conservative media admits there is zero new wall and surely this will make the Deplorables extra angry-pants. Evil Donald Trump decided to fast-track deportation authority. Chairman Cummings ripped the acting DHS Secretary a new hole over the administration’s treatment of…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071919 – Trump Asked A Yazidi Activist About Her Nobel Prize & No Trumps In The World’s Top 10 Most Admired

Trump Asked A Yazidi Activist About Her Nobel Prize

After her heartfelt plea for assistance for her people, Trump asked a Yazidi activist about her Nobel Prize. Agolf Shitler also said Iran is “in big trouble” after they seized two British tankers. Nobody seems to be donating money to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 071819 – Vile Racist Trump Crowd Chanted “Send Her Back” & House Voted To Raise Minimum Wage

Vile Racist Trump Crowd Chanted "Send Her Back"

At the latest hate rally, a vile racist Trump crowd chanted “send her back!” Load Limbaugh explained the “send her back” calls were understandable because Shitler snowflakes are feeling attacked. The ninnies of FOX are bending over backwards to defend…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071619 – House Voted To Condemn Trump’s Racist Tweets & Democrats Are Raising Tons of Cash

The House voted to condemn Trump’s racist tweets. Speaker Pelosi was criticized by the GOP ninnies in the House saying her righteous shade tossed at Shitler violated House rules. Adult and Democratic Rep. Al Green introduced Articles of Impeachment against…

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