CrabDiving – Wed 052020 – Trump Is Losing His Tiny Mind Over States Allowing Voting By Mail & Biden Surging In Polls

cohen implicates trump and manafort guilty

Trump is losing his tiny mind over states allowing voting by mail. As Shitler’s public approval of his handling of the virus drops, Biden’s lead over man-baby in the polls is increasing. The orange wanker tweeted out a fictitious post…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051920 – Pelosi Is Worried About Trump’s “Morbid Obesity” & Florida GOP Fudging COVID-19 Numbers

Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention

Nancy Pelosi is worried about Trump’s “morbid obesity.” Shitler said people who passed away while taking hydroxychloroquine were going to die anyway. The fascist load in the White House also said Mike Pompeo’s staff should absolutely make themselves able to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051420 – Kushner Urged Trump To Choose The Stock Market Over People’s Lives & Glenn Beck’s Board

trust fund slumlord Jared Kushner

Jared Kushner urged Trump to choose the stock market over people’s lives, concerned that ordering tests and ventilators might hurt the markets. Earning yet another notch in his belt of crapitude, Shitler went without a mask during a visit to…

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