CrabDiving – Wed 042220 – Trump Continues To Silence Medical Experts & McConnell Wants States To Go Bankrupt

Trump continues to silence medical experts amid talk of reopening Murica. Cocaine Mitch would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal aid. The racist loads of the whacked-out white supremacist kook-coven “VDare” claimed victory over Shitler’s decision to close immigration…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042120 – Trump’s Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration & Kim Jong Un Health Rumors

Trump's Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration

Trump’s approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042020 – Trump’s Federal Government Hindering Certain States’ COVID-19 Response & Oil Plummets

Trump's Federal Government Hindering Certain States' COVID-19 Response

Trump’s federal government hindering certain state’s COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted “fire Fauci” at a lockdown protest in the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041720 – Governor Cuomo Is Fed Up With Trump’s BS & Diaper Load Dr. Phil

Governor Cuomo is fed up with Trump’s BS. Democratic Senators on a call with Pence and the coronavirus task force were gobsmacked by the lack of work the administration is doing to combat the pandemic. Dr. Phil was slammed for…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041620 – Dr. Oz Is Cool With 2-3% More COVID-19 Deaths & Pompeo Lets His Theocracy Dreams Out

Dr. Oz Is Cool With 2-3% More COVID-19 Deaths

Dr. Oz is cool with 2-3% more COVID-19 deaths because it might get our mojo back. Also, if you want to hear the creepiest crap ever uttered by a sham TV doctor, listen to this episode of the progressive podcast.…

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