CrabDiving – Wed 030624 – Nikki Haley Dropped Out and Bye Felicia To Kyrsten Sinema

Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, “Bye Felicia” to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump’s immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler’s supposed hotness. Rapist…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022824 – SCOTUS Agreed To Take Up Trump’s Ridiculous Immunity Claim

SCOTUS agreed to take up Trump’s ridiculous immunity claim. Moscow Mitch blathered something about knowing when to leave and then Strokey Smurf announced his retirement from the Senate. An organized group of progressives in Michigan used their primary to protest…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022624 – CPAC Rocked A January 6th Insurrection Pinball Machine

CPAC rocked a January 6th insurrection pinball machine. The Dems have plan for taking control of conservative state houses. A national uptick in syphilliscases have caused a pencillin shortage. Shitler won the South Carolina Primary and then tossed Senator Lindsey…

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