CrabDiving – Fri 110119 – Trump’s Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job & Bogus Jobs Numbers

Trump's Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job

Trump’s loony prosperity pastor Paula White gets a White House job and everyone wants to puke. Cheeto spewed forth especially bogus employment numbers. It’s not looking good for presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. Farmers’ income numbers were inflated by federal aid.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 103019 – Trump’s “Transcript” Left Some Stuff Out & Bolton Called To Testify

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

Trump’s “transcript” left some stuff out, Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman testified before Congress. Twitter banned political advertising. Former Shitler NSA John Bolton will testify behind closed door for the impeachment hearing. Mittens Romney was kinda glad the NCAA said college…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102919 – GOP Fascists Attacked Impeachment Witness Vindman & Pelosi Announced Impeachment Procedural Vote

GOP Fascists Attacked Impeachment Witness Vindman

The GOP fascists attacked impeachment witness Vindman, as the Trump smear campaign engulfed a decorated war veteran during impeachment. GOP legislator Liz Cheney said Shilter’s attack upon Vindman was shameful. We learned Senate Republicans are going to lose big-time in…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102819 – Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series & Donald’s Crazy al-Baghdadi Announcement

Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series

We covered the news of Trump mightily booed at The World Series, and the Crabs want to use the audio as a ringtone. The fascists of Fox & Friends edited out the jeers directed at PEEOTUS at National’s Stadium. Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 102519 – Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter & Another Judge Rules Against Trump

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Trump sucker Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter while he was talking to a fellow henchman about an urgent need of cash and a hankering to get back to Bahrain and business. Republicans are admitting worry over the impeachment battle. A…

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