CrabDiving – Tue 092419 – Pelosi Finally Ordered An Impeachment Inquiry & Greta Thunberg Dunked on Petty Trump

Pelosi finally ordered an impeachment inquiry following the latest revelations about Trump’s phone call with the president of Ukraine. Trump immediately used Pelosi’s announcement as an avenue for campaign fundraising. Representative Adam Schiff said the whistleblower wants to chat with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092319 – Giuliani Pushes The Fake Biden Ukraine Scandal & Bill Weld Says Trump Is Treasonous

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As Giuliani pushes the fake Biden Ukraine scandal, some Democrats are gearing up for impeachment. Trump’s call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demonstrated Man-baby’s belief that he is indeed invincible. The Cheeto administration lamely offered up a transcript of the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091919 – Trump Whistleblower Complaint Scandal & Human LARPer Stephen Miller Is Dating

Trump Whistleblower Complaint Scandal

The Trump whistleblower complaint scandal was the center of the spirited convo on Thursday’s liberal podcast. House Intelligence Committee Chairman, Democrat Adam Schiff threatened to sue to get to the bottom of the covered-up complaint. Oxy swallower Rush Limbaugh poo-poo’d…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091819 – Trump Is Gunning For California’s Clean Air & Ingraham Isn’t Trump-sucking Enough for Hannity

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Trump is gunning for California’s clean air, threatening to force the state to allow dirtier cars so his Big Oil buddies can rake in more profits. Israel’s elections left Bibi Netanyahu without enough seats to form a government.  Roy Moore…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091719 – Lewandowski Was Predictably Dickish & Ft. Lauderdale Airport Pirates

Lewandowski Was Predictably Dickish

Corey Lewandowski was predictably dickish while testifying before the House Judiciary Committee, claiming some sort of faux executive privilege. The election in Israel is a real squeaker, with that load Bibi Netanyahu tied with his opponent in exit polls. We…

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