CrabDiving – Fri 102519 – Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter & Another Judge Rules Against Trump

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Trump sucker Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter while he was talking to a fellow henchman about an urgent need of cash and a hankering to get back to Bahrain and business. Republicans are admitting worry over the impeachment battle. A…

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CrabDiving – Thu 102419 – Trump is Building A Wall In Colorado & Chrissy Teigen Fed Up With QAnon Fools

Trump is Building A Wall In Colorado

Trump is building a wall in Colorado, maybe to keep the Mormons in Utah from attacking…? Thirteen of the House Republicans that stormed the SCIF during the impeachment inquiry were already authorized to be there. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102319 – Republican Clown Mob Crashed Impeachment Hearing & Kushner Is a Slumlord

Matt Gaetz and Republican Clown Mob Crashed Impeachment Hearing

The not-so-great congressman from Florida, Matt Gaetz and a Republican clown mob crashed an impeachment hearing. Trump might try to shut down the impeachment process with a government shutdown. Cheeto attorneys were handed a defeat when a judge reminded the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102219 – Ukraine Ambassador’s Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo & Trump Feels Lynched

Ukraine Ambassador's Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo

The acting Ukraine ambassador’s testimony proves quid pro quo evidence in Trump’s impeachment shenanigans. Shitler compared his impeachment plight to the lynchings of African Americans. White House spokes-troll Hogan Gidley was thoroughly reamed-out by the White House press corps. There’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102119 – Trump Gripes About Not Having The G7 At Doral & Romney’s Secret Twitter Identity

As Trump gripes about not having the G7 at Doral it appears the president scarfed down a pile of addy. Useless First Lady Melania announced the erection of a tennis pavilion on White House grounds. Shitler mused about how the…

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