CrabDiving – Mon 091619 – Another Kavanaugh Misconduct Story & Trump Wants Obama Investigated

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There’s another Kavanaugh misconduct story and the adults in our government called for friend-of-Squee’s impeachment. Eight years of Trump tax returns were subpoenaed by the Manhattan D.A. Trump called on the House to investigate Obama’s book and Netflix deals. Former…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091319 – Beto Says “Hell Yes” We’re Taking Your AR15 & Emoluments Suit Continues

Beto Says Hell Yes We're Taking Your AR15

Beto says “Hell yes” we’re taking your AR 15 and the Crabs played the applause sound cue. Debate analysis from the Houston face-off pointed to a three-person race. Candidate Andrew Yang announced he was giving away “freedom dividends” during his…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091219 – Democrats Outlined Impeachment Hearings & More Evil North Carolina GOP Shenanigans

Democrats Outlined Impeachment Hearings

The democrats outlined impeachment hearings, inching closer to thinking about impeaching Trump. A court blocked an evil GOP law in Tennessee meant to suppress voter registration. The GOP of North Carolina pulled a crap veto override while Democratic legislators were…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091119 – Warren Ties Biden In A New Poll & California Wants Student Athletes Paid

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Warren ties Biden in a new poll. Trump made the 9/11 commemoration at the Pentagon all about himself and righteous outrage ensued. We learned the White House ordered NOAA to falsify reports to back up the President’s lies. Shitler won’t…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091019 – Bolton Was Fired Or Maybe Resigned & Three Huzzahs For Black Rod

John Bolton beats Iran war drums

Bolton was fired or maybe resigned. According to a poll, Warren is the only Dem that doesn’t beat Trump in New Hampshire. The Crabs learned all about British Parliament, including the infamous “Black Rod.” News of the recession caused Shitler’s…

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