CrabDiving – General Mattis Roasted Trump & Mulvaney’s Confession Vexed The White House

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General Mattis roasted Trump and now the planet waits on the former Defense Secretary to testify about what he saw while he served the fascist man-baby. Russian-asset-LARPer Tulsi Gabbard fired back at Hillary Clinton suggesting Madam Secretary is “queen of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 101719 – Mulvaney Admits Quid Pro Quo & RIP Representative Elijah Cummings

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Civil rights legend and longtime Congressman Elijah Cummings passed away. Sith Lord Mick Mulvaney acknowledged the quid pro quo in the infamous Ukraine call. Turkey undermined Trump as he boasted about his ceasefire. Mitt Romney slammed Shitler’s ceasefire and labeled…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101619 – Trump’s Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan & Bipartisan House Condemnation of Trump

Trump's Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan

Trump’s unbelievable letter to Erdogan was breaking news during today’s live CrabDiving Podcast. Most of the passages from the rapist’s missive were considered total lunacy by Pat and Ryan. The Donald lost his marbles ranting at Pelosi and Schumer during a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 101519 – Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds & John Bolton Called Rudy A Hand Grenade

Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds

Thanks to Trump, Turkey is killing Kurds. The Kurds also announced that a whole bunch of ISIS affiliates have escaped after Turkish bombing. Testicular carbuncle Liz Cheney blamed the Turkish invasion of the Kurds on the Dems’ impeachment inquiry. Some…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101119 – Shep Smith Said Bye Felicia To FOX & Ambassador Yovanovitch Defies Trump

FOX “News” anchor Shep Smith said bye Felicia to the network in a surprise announcement. At least four other officials raised alarms about Trump’s infamous Ukraine phone call before the whistleblower did. Former Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch testified to…

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