CrabDiving – Thu 021320 – Bloomberg Is Getting Under Trump’s Thin Skin & Crying Jim Jordan

Bloomberg is getting under Trump's thin skin

Bloomberg is getting under Trump’s skin. GOP Representative Jim Jordan’s name surfaced during statehouse testimony from Ohio State University abuse victims. The Senate voted to rein in Trump’s power to go to war. Back in the day, Shitler would bombard Chief…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021120 – Roger Stone Prosecutors Quit The Corrupt DOJ & Russian State TV Mocks Trump

Roger Stone Prosecutors Quit The Corrupt DOJ

Bill Barr’s shameless meddling in their sentencing guidelines forced a group of Roger Stone prosecutors quit the corrupt DOJ. The Crabs watched the voting get underway in the New Hampshire primary. Candidate Mike Bloomberg was outed on a tape blathering…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021020 – Sanders Passes Biden In A National Poll & FOX Research Warns About Rudy’s Lies

Sanders Passes Biden In A National Poll

As Sanders passes Biden in a national poll, Joltin’ Joe has written off the New Hampshire primary as an “L” and is focused on South Carolina. Actor Brad Pitt went after Trump on the mic at the Oscars. An internal…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020720 – Patriot Lt. Col. Vindman Was Escorted From The White House & Lizzo’s Satanic Booty

Patriot Lt. Col. Vindman Was Escorted From The White House

Trump’s long knives came out as true patriot Lt. Col. Vindman was escorted from the White House after being reassigned. Bernie Sanders knocked Pete Buttigieg for having loads of billionaire donors. Like his orange main client, lawyer Jay Sekulow is…

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