CrabDiving – Mon 022624 – CPAC Rocked A January 6th Insurrection Pinball Machine

CPAC rocked a January 6th insurrection pinball machine. The Dems have plan for taking control of conservative state houses. A national uptick in syphilliscases have caused a pencillin shortage. Shitler won the South Carolina Primary and then tossed Senator Lindsey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 022324 – GOP Is Mad At Alabama For Exposing Its Handmaid’s Tale Agenda Too Soon

The GOP is mad at Alabama for exposing its Handmaid’s Tale agenda too soon. Repubs are worried the insane IVF ban in Alabama might cost them politically. Even the AG in Alabama said he wouldn’t prosecute IVG providers. Fascist weasel…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021624 – Trump Just Needs To Find 11,780 Votes and 454 Million Dollars

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Trump just needs to find 11,780 votes and 454 million dollars. The ridiculous hearing about Fani Willis’s dating life continued in Georgia. Authoritarian coward Putin surely had Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny murdered. A group of conservative wankers had to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021424 – Democrats Took Back George Santos’ Seat

Democrats took back George Santos’ seat  A Republican in the House caterwauled for the Biden administration to declassify everything related to a supposed Russian space-nuke. The House Ethics Committee obtained texts from diddler-Rep Matt Gaetz inviting a woman on a…

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