CrabDiving – Mon 090219 – Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans & Tony Perkins Blames Mass Shootings On Teaching Evolution

Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans

Cartoonish gunhumping Texas Republicans have made the gross calculation that dead Americans are a fair price to pay for their precious Second Amendment rights. This past weekend’s mass shooter was fired four hours before he went on a murderous rampage…

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CrabDiving – Fri 083019 – British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies & FOX “News” Can’t Believe Comey’s Innocent

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats’ request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082819 – Trump Trails The Top 5 Democrats & Nadler Is Preparing More Lawsuits Against Trump

Trump Trails The Top 5 Democrats

Trump trails the top 5 Democrats and surely this info will cause man-baby to woof down many Happy Meals. Shitler got his Festivus on by tweeting complaints about the hurricane heading toward Puerto Rico. It was reported money guy Warren…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082719 – Joe Arpaio Running Again & Jerry Falwell Supports Young Businessmen

Poor Sheriff Joe Arpaio

News of Joe Arpaio running again is no shock, because that’s how Trump’s America rolls. Shitler implied the Puerto Ricans are to blame for another hurricane heading their way. Accusers of Jeffrey Epstein feel cheated because the dead pedophile will…

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