CrabDiving – Mon 082619 – Trump Wants Next Year’s G7 At His Doral Golf Resort & Nuke That Hurricane

Trump Wants Next Year's G7 At His Doral Golf Resort

Johnson and Johnson got fined a crap-ton for flooding the country with opioids. At the G7, Trump stupidly suggested Obama was outsmarted by Putin when Crimea was annexed. Cheeto is scheming to get next year’s G7 booked at his own…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082319 – Trump Spiraling Into Insanity As The Economy Slows & Six of The G7 Are Dreading The Meeting

Trump Spiraling Into Insanity As The Economy Slows

It’s Faithless Friday again, with Trump spiraling into insanity as the economy slows due to his crazy trade wars, and he sees his re-election in peril. The Moron in Chief called his own Federal Reverse Chair Jay Powell “the enemy”…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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