CrabDiving – Thu 010220 – Happy 420 To Illinois & Happy 2020 From CrabDiving

Happy 420 to Illinois, as the Lieutenant Governor there was first in line to purchase weed legally after her state made the herb legal for recreational use. A herd of Republican theocratic religious zealots in congress sent SCOTUS a brief…

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CrabDiving – Mon 123019 – Rudy’s Pal Lev Parnas Wants To Share & Ivanka’s “Portfolio”

Rudy's Pal Lev Parnas Wants To Share

Rudy’s pal Lev Parnas wants to share info with congressional investigators. North Korea’s authoritarian lunatic daddy Kim Jong-Un called for offensive measures as a nuclear deadline looms. Former VP Joe Biden said he would consider a GOP load as a…

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CrabDiving – Fri 122719 – Red State Governors Pushing Christianity & Michael Moore Warns of Trump Victory 2.0

Red State Governors Pushing Christianity

CVS falsely accused a Latino man of stealing and then denied his wife her prescribed meds. LGBT nondiscrimination laws are popping up in Kentucky and other parts of conservative country. Activist and filmmaker Michael Moore warned of another Trump victory…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122719 – The Opposite of Winning & Polls Showing More People Want Trump Fired

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In news that is the opposite of winning, China, Russia and Iran are holding joint naval drills in the Gulf of Oman. Moscow Mitch took huge load of justified criticism from his local Kentucky paper that included admonishments of his…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122319 – Trump Hates Wind & Big Business Pays No Taxes

trump hates wind

The Crabs were reminded Trump hates wind because, according to Shitler they spew chemicals and massacre birds. Obama has been talking up Elizabeth Warren behind the scenes to skittish big donors. Rudy Giuliani said he’s more Jewish the George Soros.…

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