CrabDiving – Mon 081919 – NYPD Fired Eric Garner’s Killer & Plague-Ridden Prairie Dogs

nypd fired eric garner's killer cop

The NYPD fired Eric Garner’s killer cop who choked to death the man despite Garner’s repeated plea of, “I can’t breathe!” Neo-Nazis are setting up training camps with live firing drills but limp, feckless racist law enforcement in Murica won’t…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081519 – Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib & CVS Limits Birth Control

Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib

Israel banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib at the behest of racist Trump. Even AIPAC pushed back against Israel’s decision to ban the legislators. Senator Elizabeth Warren jumped out to a big lead in an Iowa Caucus poll. Another poll from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081419 – Steve King’s Rape and Incest Comments & Recession Signs Increasing

Steve King's Rape and Incest Comments

Steve King’s rape and incest comments earned the Nazi legislator a profane shaming from hosts of CrabDiving. Trump knows dick about the yield curve and surely we are headed for a nasty recession. The guards of Jeffrey Epstein were napping…

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CrabDiving – Tue 081319 – Ken Cucinelli’s Statue of Liberty Poem Rewrite & Don Lemon’s Stink Finger Move

Ken Cucinelli's Statue of Liberty Poem Rewrite

Ken Cucinelli’s Statue of Liberty poem rewrite would have been surreal under any other administration. Trump spewed forth a bunch of unhinged statements in a 10-minute tarmac rant. Riot police stormed the Hong Kong airport causing loads of flight cancellations.…

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