CrabDiving – Mon 021020 – Sanders Passes Biden In A National Poll & FOX Research Warns About Rudy’s Lies

Sanders Passes Biden In A National Poll

As Sanders passes Biden in a national poll, Joltin’ Joe has written off the New Hampshire primary as an “L” and is focused on South Carolina. Actor Brad Pitt went after Trump on the mic at the Oscars. An internal…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020720 – Patriot Lt. Col. Vindman Was Escorted From The White House & Lizzo’s Satanic Booty

Patriot Lt. Col. Vindman Was Escorted From The White House

Trump’s long knives came out as true patriot Lt. Col. Vindman was escorted from the White House after being reassigned. Bernie Sanders knocked Pete Buttigieg for having loads of billionaire donors. Like his orange main client, lawyer Jay Sekulow is…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020620 – Trump Crowed Over His Acquittal In Insane Speeches & Iowa Gets Canvassed

Trump Crowed Over His Acquittal In Insane Speeches

Trump crowed over his acquittal in insane speeches today and the Crabs played a bunch of unhinged clips. Shitler’s Rose Garden speech and his same-day ramblings at the National Prayer breakfast were whacko-crazy. Florida GOP load Matt Gaetz lodged a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020520 – Senate Republicans (Except Romney) Vote Trump Is Above The Law & Another Nutso SOTU

Senate Republicans (Except Romney) Vote Trump Is Above The Law

As Senate Republicans (except Romney) vote Trump is above the law, the Senator from Utah delivered the only GOP guilty vote. Shart-face Don Jr. cried for the GOP to expel Mittens after the Utah Senator voted to convict Shitler. Iowa…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020420 – Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck & Susan Collins Is An A-hole

Iowa Caucuses Cluster-shuck

The Iowa caucuses cluster-shuck was covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. We covered some of the whacked-out conspiracy theories regarding the caucus screw-ups. The Crabs played a clip of a bigoted Iowa voter freaking out after finding out…

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