CrabDiving – Tue 102219 – Ukraine Ambassador’s Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo & Trump Feels Lynched

Ukraine Ambassador's Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo

The acting Ukraine ambassador’s testimony proves quid pro quo evidence in Trump’s impeachment shenanigans. Shitler compared his impeachment plight to the lynchings of African Americans. White House spokes-troll Hogan Gidley was thoroughly reamed-out by the White House press corps. There’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102119 – Trump Gripes About Not Having The G7 At Doral & Romney’s Secret Twitter Identity

As Trump gripes about not having the G7 at Doral it appears the president scarfed down a pile of addy. Useless First Lady Melania announced the erection of a tennis pavilion on White House grounds. Shitler mused about how the…

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CrabDiving – General Mattis Roasted Trump & Mulvaney’s Confession Vexed The White House

mattis roasted trump

General Mattis roasted Trump and now the planet waits on the former Defense Secretary to testify about what he saw while he served the fascist man-baby. Russian-asset-LARPer Tulsi Gabbard fired back at Hillary Clinton suggesting Madam Secretary is “queen of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 101719 – Mulvaney Admits Quid Pro Quo & RIP Representative Elijah Cummings

mulvaney admits quid pro quo

Civil rights legend and longtime Congressman Elijah Cummings passed away. Sith Lord Mick Mulvaney acknowledged the quid pro quo in the infamous Ukraine call. Turkey undermined Trump as he boasted about his ceasefire. Mitt Romney slammed Shitler’s ceasefire and labeled…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101619 – Trump’s Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan & Bipartisan House Condemnation of Trump

Trump's Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan

Trump’s unbelievable letter to Erdogan was breaking news during today’s live CrabDiving Podcast. Most of the passages from the rapist’s missive were considered total lunacy by Pat and Ryan. The Donald lost his marbles ranting at Pelosi and Schumer during a…

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