CrabDiving – Tue 111318 – Taxpayers Funding Amazon’s Helipad & Gosh, Why Are Hate Crimes Rising?

Taxpayers Funding Amazon's Helipad

The taxpayers funding Amazon’s helipad is total crapola and the Crabs unloaded upon oligarch Jeff Bezos with the intensity of 69 suns. Trump announced yet another shake-up in his fascist banana administration which could mean walking papers to family-separator extraordinaire Kirstjen Nielsen.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110918 – Cornered Trump Lashing Out & Acting AG Whitaker’s Religious Extremist Views

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On this #FaithlessFriday edition of CrabDiving, we cover another unhinged example of a cornered Trump lashing out, this time taking questions on the White House lawn. In a batcrap impromptu press conference, our Embarrassment-In-Chief denied knowing acting AG Matt Whitaker,…

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CrabDiving – Wed 110718 – Sessions Resigns Per Trump’s Request & Democrats Flipped The House

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The Democrats flipped the House and the Crabs luxuriated in the hot white butthurt of the racist, fascist GOP. Pat and Ryan covered the results of midterms. Elf from Hell AG Jeff Sessions got fired. Loony, Christo-dick Alabama voters overwhelmingly…

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