CrabDiving – Wed 080719 – White Supremacists Deny White Supremacy & Greenland Ice Melting Faster Than Thought

White supremacists deny white supremacy cuz bigots must be bigots. El Paso and Dayton said they’d rather not Shitler visit the sites of the recent mass shootings. RWNJ broadcaster loon Michael Savage is disappointed Cheeto “attacked” white supremacists. Since we…

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CrabDiving – Tue 080619 – Gun Crazy America Spins Its Wheels & Team Mitch Molested A Cardboard AOC

Gun Crazy America Spins Its Wheels

Gun crazy America spins its wheels while 40,000 people a year bleed out, cuz freedom. No one was shocked to learn the El Paso shooter was an anti-immigrant, racist a-hole. GOP load Senator Pat Toomey opposed a ban on assault…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080519 – Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns & MAGA Bomber Sentenced

Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns

Trump blames shootings on everything but guns. Hillary Clinton reminded ‘Murica video games are played in every country but not every country has mass shootings. An empty-headed GOP load legislator from Ohio blamed the shooting in Dayton on athletes like…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080219 – Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment & Trump’s Ridiculous DNI Nominee Bails

Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment

The majority of House Democrats now support the impeachment of this treasonous rapist wacko, finally! Unearthed recordings of Reagan and Nixon proved the old, dead leaders to be racist tyrants. Job numbers painted a crap picture of our economy. Oligarch…

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