CrabDiving – Thu 091318 – Trump Lies About Puerto Rico Deaths & POTUS Hates Braille

Trump Mental State Decline

Trump is totally freaked out over the anonymous op-ed the New York Times published. Shitler insanely rejected the validity of hurricane Maria’s death toll in Puerto Rico. A retired general suggested Cheeto focus his tiny brain upon impending super storm…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091218 – Trump Diverted FEMA Money To ICE & Democrats’ Could Win Senate

trump diverted FEMA money to ICE

Trump diverted FEMA money to ICE due to the fact he’s a tremendous fascist. Shitler gave an insane speech about being prepared for Hurricane Florence. Crusty Christo twunt Pat Robertson thinks he prayed the storm away from his crappy, sham…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091118 – Ted Cruz Campaign Issues Fake Beto O’Rourke Video & Trump Claims Puerto Rico “Success”

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The internet teabagged Trump over his outlandish claim regarding “unsung successes” in the Hurricane Maria recovery effort. Science said super storm Florence is a product of global warming. An Omarosa tape revealed horrendous comments made by our rapist in chief…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091018 – Trump Almost Tweet-Started War With North Korea & Take Your Halberd To Texas

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Trump almost tweet-started ward with North Korea and luckily the planet was spared orange nuclear fallout. A Dallas cop went home to the wrong apartment and shot the rightful tenant to death. Another dude is taking over for creepy Les…

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