CrabDiving – Fri 062119 – Trump Aborted Bombing Iran & Our President Accused Of Rape Again

trump aborted bombing Iran

Trump aborted bombing Iran and the circumstances of the near attack, as described by Cheeto, sound dubious at best. Man-baby was accused of rape. . . again. The xenophobic ninnies at Fox and Friends said Shitler calling off the attack…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062019 – Roy Moore Rides Again & McConnell Opposes Reparations Because We Had A Black President

Roy Moore rides again and surely the time in the saddle will be even rougher for the rapey wanna-be Senator. The US slammed Iran for an unprovoked attack on a spy-drone. Cocaine Mitch and the U.S. Senate blocked Trump’s arms…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061919 – Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally & Falwell Jr.’s Poolboy

Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally

Another tired Trump racist rally popped off in Murica. At Shitler Fest, a vile deplorable was arrested for smacking the phone from a reporter’s hand. Fellow Dems slammed former VP Biden for wistfully reminiscing about his time in the legislature…

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CrabDiving – Tue 061819 – Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty & Alex Jones Sanctioned

Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty

Racist Trump still thinks the Central Park Five are guilty because our rapist-in-chief is a sad, pathetic bigot. The Orlando Sentinel endorsed “not Donald Trump” for President. The Shilter-sucking Proud Boys were stopped by the cops before inflicting violence upon…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061719 – Lying Trump Says Polls Showing Him Losing Are Fake & SCOTUS Punts Again On Bigot Bakers

Lying Trump Says Polls Showing Him Losing Are Fake

Lying Trump says polls showing him losing are fake. For leaking unflattering internal polling results, Shitler fired the polling firm Kellyanne Conway created. Even Faux News polls reveal Trump lags behind Biden, Warren, and Sanders. Intelligence officials don’t want to…

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