CrabDiving – Wed 052219 – Trump’s Whiny Rose Garden Blowup & Holy Crap Fox “News” Is Xenophobic

Trump's Whiny Rose Garden Blowup

Trump’s whiny Rose Garden blowup was craptastic and the Crabs played audio of the tiny-handed, angry fascist’s rantings. Cheeto reminded us he “doesn’t do cover-ups” and he will not work with the Dems until all the investigations stop. According to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 052119 – HUD Secretary Ben Carson Knows Nothing About HUD & McGahn Snubbed The House

HUD Secretary Ben Carson knows nothing about HUD

HUD Secretary Ben Carson knows nothing about HUD. The Housing and Urban Development Czar confused a yummy cookie with a real estate term. Representative Maxine Waters ripped Carson a new sphincter when she accused the useless, aloof sleepy civil servant…

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CrabDiving – Mon 052019 – Trump Gagged Don McGahn & The First Pro-Impeachment Republican

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Trump gagged Don McGahn and surely Mother’s Husband is jelly. A federal judge sided with the House Dems over the subpoena for Shitler’s financial records. Iran called on PEEOTUS to address Iran with respect rather than with threats of war.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051719 – Cartoon Gay Wedding Upsets Religious Nuts & House Passes Historic LGBTQ Rights Bill

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The adults in the House passed an anti LGBT discrimination bill. Shitler warned long jail sentences would be in store for anyone accused “spying” on behalf of the Deep State. Speaking of spying, Trump licker Billy Barr doubled down on…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051619 – AOC Schooled A Big Pharma Crook & Texas Republicans Voter Suppression

AOC Schooled A Big Pharma Crook

AOC schooled a big pharma crook and the Crabs played the marvelous audio of the her exchange with the slimy Gilead CEO. Missouri is getting in on the wave of anti-woman abortion bans. The vile GOP confirmed a former defender…

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