CrabDiving – Thu 060619 – Washington Supreme Court Decided Against A Homophobic Florist & Maybe Kellyanne Secretly Hates Trump

The Washington Supreme Court decided against a homophobic florist. World leaders honored the 75th anniversary of D-Day, and Trump – amazingly – didn’t totally embarrass the country. The Dems officially introduced a contempt resolution for Shitler henchmen AG Bill Barr…

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CrabDiving – Wed 060519 – Yet Another Bonkers Trump Interview & Early Polls Show Dems Beating Trump

Yet Another Bonkers Trump Interview

There was yet another bonkers Trump interview, this time with British fop Piers Morgan, and the Crabs played crazy clips. No was able to figure out if Biden supports the Hyde Amendment. Many Americans said made-up-news is a major problem…

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CrabDiving – Tue 060419 – Trump Called British Protests Fake News & GOP May Break With The Don Over Tariffs

Trump Called British Protests Fake News

Trump called British protests fake news and it clearly wasn’t. Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren’s trade plan is for realz. Former VP Joe Biden unveiled his climate change plan in the event he’s elected in 2020. Boris Johnson, a.k.a., “BoJo,” snubbed…

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CrabDiving – Mon 060319 – Trump’s UK State Visit & Kushner Might Not Broker Mideast Peace

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Trump’s UK state visit has already provided many bizarre moments of Shitler, including PEEOTUS referring to Mayor of London as a “stone cold loser.” A prankster across the pond mowed the shape of a gigantic wang into the grass near…

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CrabDiving – Fri 053119 – Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs & Prosperity Preacher Kenneth Copeland Got Grilled

Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs

Trump announced insane Mexico tariffs to appease the RWNJ racists in Murica. Nazi twunt Laura Ingraham defended former Republican House candidate and current nazi Paul Nehlen, moaning that prominent white supremacists are being censored on social media. And of course,…

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