CrabDiving – Tue 080619 – Gun Crazy America Spins Its Wheels & Team Mitch Molested A Cardboard AOC

Gun Crazy America Spins Its Wheels

Gun crazy America spins its wheels while 40,000 people a year bleed out, cuz freedom. No one was shocked to learn the El Paso shooter was an anti-immigrant, racist a-hole. GOP load Senator Pat Toomey opposed a ban on assault…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080519 – Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns & MAGA Bomber Sentenced

Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns

Trump blames shootings on everything but guns. Hillary Clinton reminded ‘Murica video games are played in every country but not every country has mass shootings. An empty-headed GOP load legislator from Ohio blamed the shooting in Dayton on athletes like…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080219 – Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment & Trump’s Ridiculous DNI Nominee Bails

Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment

The majority of House Democrats now support the impeachment of this treasonous rapist wacko, finally! Unearthed recordings of Reagan and Nixon proved the old, dead leaders to be racist tyrants. Job numbers painted a crap picture of our economy. Oligarch…

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CrabDiving – Thu 080119 – Democrats Gang Up On Biden & Loonies Upset Comey Won’t Be Presecuted

democrats gang up on biden

The Democrats gang up on Biden in the second debate. Trump aides are scared Shitler’s supporters will go full KKK at the next MAGA / Nuremberg rally in Cincinnati. Former FBI Director James Comey will not be prosecuted and the…

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