CrabDiving – Thu 122718 – Fake Trump Bone Spurs & Michelle Obama Most Admired

fake trump bone spurs

The fake Trump bone spurs that kept his orange, rich face out of the Vietnam war resurfaced in the news. America confidence in the economy dropped to the lowest levels since the summer. The new Secretary of Defense pushed the military…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122618 – Trump Told A Seven Year-Old Belief In Santa Is Marginal & Finally Visited Troops Overseas

Trump Told A Seven Year-Old Belief In Santa Is Marginal

Trump told a seven-year-old belief in Santa is “marginal” at her age, whatever the hell that means. Shitler secretly traveled to Iraq for his first military visit of his racist, loony presidency. Our rapist-in-chief managed to bust out two yuge lies while addressing…

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CrabDiving – Fri 122118 – GOP Scrambles To Avoid Trump Shutdown & Atheism Growing Less Politically Toxic

gop scrambles to avoid trump shutdown

As the the GOP scrambles to avoid Trump shutdown it seems pretty pointless. Our so-called FLOTUS left Cheeto for Mar-a-Lago, Merry Christmas! Liberal Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsburg had masses removed from her lungs and she seemed fine after the procedure. In…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122018 – Trump Government Shutdown Looms & Loons Crowdfunding The Stupid Wall

The Trump government shutdown looms and the Crabs covered the impending fallout. Bob Corker laughed in the face of reptile Ted Cruz as the Texan legislator tried to shore up the support of Trump’s dumb, racist wall. Man-baby readied to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121918 – Artistically Designed Steel Slats & Prison Reform Passes The Senate Bigly

artistically designed steel slats

This artistically designed steel slats in lieu of a solid, Murican concrete border wall was a big fail in the eyes of RWNJ media. The Crabs learned tons of immigrant children are crammed into shelters at our southern border. Along…

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