CrabDiving – Mon 010818 – Obsequious Factotum Stephen Miller & President Oprah

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Our so-called-president said he’d deport 200,000 Salvadorians. Oprah delivered an inspiring speech at The Golden Globes. In response to Oprah’s Golden Globes message, lunatic conspiracy theorist Alex Jones went full-racist on Winfrey, saying she would be responsible for the enslavement…

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CrabDiving – Fri 010518 – More “Fire and Fury” Excerpts & Giuliani for SCOTUS?

Strap in for The GOP Senate “Intelligence” Committee said they wanted to investigate super-spy Chris Steele. Michael Wolff, the dude that wrote the Trump White House tell-all book, claimed he loves the RWNJ criticism. The author of “Fire and Fury”…

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CrabDiving – Thu 010418 – Sessions Targets Marijuana & More Intra-GOP Moob Fighting

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Session targets Marijuana and the Crabs covered the unjust proclamation made by our gollum AG. GOP Senator Gardner felt betrayed over Sessions’ weed crackdown. Colorado’s top prosecutor suggested he’s not interested in stepping up marijuana enforcement. Shitler threatened meth-walrus Bannon…

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