CrabDiving – Tue 091818 – Stormy Compares Trump To Toad From Mario Kart & Kavanaugh Vote Delayed

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Stormy compares Trump to Toad from Mario Kart and guess what trended all day on social media? Coward Mark Judge won’t testify in the continuation of the hearing for his high school drinking buddy, Brett Kavanaugh. Pundit Donny Deutsch put up a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091718 – Conservatives Attack Kavanaugh’s Accuser & Don Jr. Is A Scumbag

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Crappy conservatives are lining up to attack Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser, in typical, woman-hating GOP fashion. Trump and the White House are blocking the FBI from vetting Kavanaugh’s sexual assault. RWNJ media failed miserably at smearing Kavanaugh’s courageous accuser. Don Jr.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091418 – Manafort Flipping & Kavanaugh Sex Assault Accusation

The news of Manafort flipping broke right before this episode and the Crabs enjoy the news. A conservative columnist said Trump should be panicking about the Mueller probe. Crap SCOTUS nominee Kavanaugh sexually assaulted a woman with a friend, back…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091318 – Trump Lies About Puerto Rico Deaths & POTUS Hates Braille

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Trump is totally freaked out over the anonymous op-ed the New York Times published. Shitler insanely rejected the validity of hurricane Maria’s death toll in Puerto Rico. A retired general suggested Cheeto focus his tiny brain upon impending super storm…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091218 – Trump Diverted FEMA Money To ICE & Democrats’ Could Win Senate

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Trump diverted FEMA money to ICE due to the fact he’s a tremendous fascist. Shitler gave an insane speech about being prepared for Hurricane Florence. Crusty Christo twunt Pat Robertson thinks he prayed the storm away from his crappy, sham…

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