CrabDiving – Fri 122024 – GOP-Controlled House Defied President Musk and His Puppet Trump

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GOP controlled House defied President Musk and his puppet Trump. Shitler doesn’t like people thinking Elon is actually pulling the strings. Telsa twerk Elon Musk endorsed Germany’s far right Nazi-adjacent party. The vile GOP might be in trouble since they…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121824 – Unelected Oligarch Loon Elon Musk Thinks He’s Running The Country

Unelected oligarch loon Elon Musk thinks he’s running the country. Anti-Semitic POS hate-caster Stew Peters was busted for DWI. Trump-owned SCOTUS agreed to rule on Tik-Tok. The House Ethics Committee did something surprisingly ethical by agreeing to release a report…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121624 – America’s Latest Mass Freakout Is Flying In On Drones

America’s latest mass freak-out is flying in on drones and ninnies like Roseanne Barr screaming, “Project Blue Beam!” There was school shooting in America because our lawmakers value gun rights over kids. Don Jr. blathered niceties about his ex Kimberly…

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CrabDiving – Fri 121324 – Tech Bros Are Stumbling Over Each Other To Kiss Trump’s Fat Rump

Tech bros are stumbling over each other to kiss Trump’s fat rump. Herds of drones of unknown origins have been flying over the country. Turkey-tech-bod Elon Musk was the first supposed human to amass 400 billion in wealth. An ancient…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121124 – Guilfoyle Gets Shipped To Greece After Breaking Up With Don Jr.

Guilfoyle gets shipped to Greece after breaking up with Don Jr. FBI Director Christopher Wray submitted to the Don and resigned betraying what he said so many years ago. Evil DINO loads Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema torpedo Biden’s labor…

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