CrabDiving – Fri 011025 – North Carolina Republicans Are Literally Trying To Steal An Election

North Carolina GOP circa 2025

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it’s a day ending in “y.” SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There’s a class action against PayPal’s online discount finder…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010825 – That Orange Lunatic Will Send Us To War Against NATO

The orange lunatic will send us to war against NATO. During a speech from gaudy Mara Lago where the soon to be felon-in-chief blathered he’d seize Greenland and the Panama Canal, Trump’s adobe like face seemed stroke-struck. His make-up looked…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010625 – Trump’s Win Got Certified and Giuliani Got Held In Contempt

Trump’s win got certified and Giuliani got held in contempt hopefully over Zoom. Trudeau peaced-out and a Canadian PM told Shitler to gent bent over desires to take over his country. Charlie Angus also added existing laws prevent “sexual abusers”…

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CrabDiving – Fri 010325 – Creepy Zealot Mike Johnson Barely Won The Speakership Again

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz’s debut on OANN…

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CrabDiving – Mon 123024 – The World Needs More Jimmy Carters and Fewer Elon Musks

The world needs more Jimmy Carters and fewer Elon Musks. But sadly we still have Elon but lost President Jimmy Carter. Carter was a far better President than those who came after, especially President Elect Donald Trump whose defamation verdict…

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