CrabDiving – Fri 060625 – Popcorn Overdoses Spiked During The Musk v. Trump Slapfest

Popcorn overdoses spiked during the Musk v. Trump slapfest. Man-baby’s vile country club for Nazis in New Jersey was for smacked with 18 health code violations. Creepy Elmo posted memes about Trump’s bogus beautiful bill. Democratic Rep Eric Swalwell trolled…

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CrabDiving – Mon 060225 – Ukraine Wisely Kept Trump In The Dark While Planning Drone Strikes

Ukraine wisely kept Trump in the dark while planning drone strikes. Our crackhead fascist POTUS shared a stupid conspiracy theory about President Biden. While their constituents suffer, lazy  Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries have been bragging about an underdeveloped, nonexistent plan…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052825 – Petty Dictator Trump Whined About Being Called Chicken

Petty dictator Trump whined about being called chicken. Fox drunkard Jeanine Pirro was named the DC prosecutor by our felonious rapist-in-chief. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon, leaves the White House after pillaging the government for data. A spaceship built by Herr…

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