CrabDiving – Thu 071918 – Trump Knew Putin Meddled & US Racists Love Russia

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Before the inauguration, Trump knew Putin meddled and the Crabs reviewed the damning details on this episode of CrabDiving. The Donald invited Vlad to the White House for a second one-on-one date. DNI Dan Coats learned of the proposed totalitarian tete-a-tete…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071818 – Trump Is Still Humping Putin & NRA Russian Spy

Putin's Piglet Trump Doesn't Want Debates Rules Changed

Trump is still humping Putin furiously and yet still finds time to tweet. Shitler contradicted Intel claims saying Russia wasn’t targeting midterm elections.  MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson hammered fascist Sarah Sanders about Cheeto Teats’ Helsinki walk back. The Orange Czar desperately…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071718 – Trump Double Negative Defense & Hate Preacher Hates Fornication

Trump double negative defense

The Trump double negative defense was pitiful AF and the Crabs played the treasonous ramblings of our gutless, weak strongman. During his limp defense of his traitor-speak, Shitler totally ruined his retraction by adding an improvised qualifier. Fascist FOX host…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071618 – Traitor Trump Blew Putin & Hate Crimes Rising

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Traitor Trump blew Putin and our treasonous rapist-in-chief surely wore through his knee pads at the summit in Helsinki. FOX “News” conservative Neal Cavuto struggled to defend PEEOTUS and suggested jet lag was to blame for Trump’s weak showing at…

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