CrabDiving – Thu 062818 – Rosenstein Schools Laughable GOP House Morons & ICE Whistleblower

DOJ dude Rosenstein schools laughable GOP House morons and the Crabs played the hilarious clips. Rod R. wang-slapped Republican goof Gohmert regarding an ignorant rant over FISA warrants. Legislator Ted Lieu had a drop mic moment during a needless hearing…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062718 – SCOTUS Justice Kennedy Retiring & Democratic Socialists Win Primaries

The main headline on Wednesday of SCOTUS Justice Kennedy retiring seemed like the apocalypse. MSNBC’s Chris Matthews engaged in a screaming match regarding a simple SCOTUS question. Online bettors see Brett Kavanaugh as the likely nominee from Trump to the Supreme…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062618 – GOP Stolen SCOTUS Seat Pays Off & Trumpist Leaves Racist Voicemail

The GOP stolen SCOTUS seat payed off bigly as the court crapped on freedom by supporting Trump’s travel ban. Cocaine Mitch gloated over the Supreme Court Judgeship he stole from Obama. The Crabs took a ride in the wayback machine…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062518 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Booted & More Trumpists Being Racist

Sarah Huckabee Sanders booted from restaurant

Sarah Huckabee Sanders got booted out of a restaurant, and the RWNJ cries of total butthurt-dom were prolific. Dumbass deplorables threatened the wrong Red Hen. Trump issued an empty-headed response to the restaurant that kicked out his Press Secretary. Progressive…

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