CrabDiving – Wed 022818 – Trump Loses Hope Hicks & GOP Vermin Attack Parkland Student Activists

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Trump loses Hope Hicks on this episode of your friendly neighborhood angry progressive podcast. Shitler lashed out at AG Sessions over alleged surveillance abuses. Dick’s Sporting Goods stopped selling assault rifles. HUD honcho sleepy Ben Carson spent a yuuugggge amount…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Tue 022818 – Roger Goodell Butt-Hurt & College Basketball Predictions

Tommy is joined in studio by comedian and college basketball betting expert Colby Dant, and let’s just say East Tennessee State all the way, baby! The two hookers also discuss a butthurt Roger Goodell doing whatever he can to make…

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CrabDiving – Tue 022718 – Kushner Loses Security Clearance & Rick Gates Singing Like A Canary

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Kushner loses security clearance and the air in Murica smelled a little sweeter, if only for a moment. Paul Manafort minion, Rick Gates, may have sealed Trump’s fate by cooperating with Mueller. The Supreme Court declined Arizona’s ridic same sex…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022618 – Manbaby Pouty Trump & Mexican President Cancels Visit

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Pouty Trump was super sad a governor dissed his dumb idea of arming teachers. Draft dodging Shitler said he would have stopped the Parkland shooter, bone spurs and all. The White House confirmed Mexico un-RSVP’d. Governor Inslee gave Cheeto Teats “what…

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