CrabDiving – Thu 071218 – Strzok Hearing GOP Circus & Stormy’s Catch and Release

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The Strzok hearing GOP circus was in full loony tune mode and the Crabs played a myriad of dicked up clips. Conserva-twunt Louie Gohmert released a sleazy attack upon Strzok which inspired a fellow House member to ask the Texas congressman…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071118 – Toddler Trump Ruined NATO Breakfast & Racist Papa John

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In the true spirit of Festivus, Toddler Trump ruined NATO breakfast by laying a figurative crap in Europe’s cornflakes. A Russian T.V. journalist went on and on about Shitler’s total sucking off of Putin. After a wrestler told Coach Jim…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071018 – Trump Picks Kavanaugh & Flynn Disappoints QAnon Loons

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Trump picks Kavanaugh for SCOTUS and the Crabs covered the latest nominee from our rapist-in-chief. Trump praised Putin and blasted NATO cuz he’s a treasonous loon. The UK is trying to make the Green Day song “American Idiot” number one…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070918 – US Bullies Breastfeeding Advocates & UK Brexit Chaos &

The UK Brexit chaos is strong as pro-Brexit Boris Johnson slithered away from the UK government. The Cambridge Analytica whistleblower connected Brexit to Russian meddling in the American election. We learned Russian bots are already attacking Democrats ahead of the…

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