CrabDiving – Thu 051718 – Racist NYC Trump Voter Comeuppance & Mo Brooks Moron Science

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We celebrate the wondrous racist NYC Trump voter comeuppance us it unfolds. Who had a hand in deleting “Suspicious Activity Reports” related to Michael Cohen? The Crabs covered the volcanic activity popping off in Hawaii. Torture lord Gina Haspel got confirmed with…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051618 – Senate Votes To Save Net Neutrality & Michelle Bachmann Rebuked

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The Senate votes to save net neutrality. Mueller issued grand jury subpoenas to Roger Stone’s social media consultants. The Sith Lords of Cambridge Analytica shared data with Russians. RWNJ tin foil hat model Alex Jones reacted quite insanely to BFF…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051518 – There Goes Trump’s Nobel & GOP Nazi Candidates

Trump Hearts Kim Jong Un

In news that isn’t remotely shocking, Trump’s shenanigans with the sketchy Chinese cellphone company was tied to a yuuuggee Trump Hotel deal in Indonesia. We learned Gina Haspel scored a few Dem votes to get confirmed as CIA Director. North…

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